It's time for a shower.
But I don't want to take a shower.
Well, I don't care. You didn't take a shower last night.
Do you want to be the smelly kid in school?
I really don't care. It's not like I have a girlfriend.
Maybe if you showered more you would have a girlfriend!
Mom for the win?
6th grade boys baffle me.
At least he's finally brushing his teeth in the morning.
One day soon he'll care and thank me, right?!?